I was sitting on the couch and all was quiet when a sweet, three-year-old voice came from the bathroom.
Jack: Mom, what animal or people doesn’t poop?
Me: Everyone poops.
Jack: Even God?
Me: No, God’s not a person or an animal, He’s Spirit.
Me: but maybe Jesus pooped when He was on the earth.
Jack: Did Jesus’ wife poop?
Me: Jesus didn’t have a wife.
Jack: Yes, He did!
Me: No, Honey, He didn’t.
What’s this kid been reading? I was half expecting him to bust out with the Mary Magdalene theory. Battling heresies with a pre-schooler? But no, it was just a misunderstanding.
Jack: She was on he ark with Him!
Me: Oohhhh. No, that was Noah and his wife.
I was waiting for the next poop question.
Jack: Did Noah marry his wife?
“And thou shalt teach them diligently unto thy children, and shalt talk of them when thou sittest in thine house, and when thou walkest by the way, and when thou liest down, and when thou risest up.” Deut 6:7 It doesn’t specifically mention anything about the bathroom, but I think it’s covered.