Or rather, the longest.
Now I’ve proved I have read (and memorized!) at least one American poem I can get back to watching LOST on Netflix and congratulating myself for knowing the difference between the virgin birth and the immaculate conception. As entertaining as the show is, I suggest that it is not a good source for understanding doctrine. For that you’ll need to read Sister Mary Ignatius Explains It All For You in an undergrad theatre class. Couple that with philosophy 101 and you’ll know pretty much everything. For extra credit you can throw in some Douglas Adams and pretend to have read the bible (as literature).