A thunderbolt. An epiphany. I’ve shared my bit of wisdom with exactly two people so far who did not appreciate the gravity and far-reaching implications. The first recipient of my sagacity responded, “I’m glad you finally figured that out.” The second ungrateful beneficiary pretended not to understand and then informed me that I think too much. A prophet is without honor in his own country. So, I give it to you, Internet, knowing that you will be kinder than my treacherous kith and kin.
Here it is:
An adjective is a thing and a noun is a person, place or thing, therefore an adjective is also a noun.