I got nuthin’. So I thought I’d put in an order for what I’d like to be reading.
If one of you nice bloggers could please write something entertaining I’d be much obliged. I’m not fussy about the content so long as it has nothing to do with politics or bathrooms or whether or not women ought to shave their pits or show their rhymes-with-pits in public. Travel, crafts, art, drinking, cooking, sex, family, gardening. I don’t care. Just make it good.
Self-deprecating humor is appreciated – better to make fun of yourself than to mock others. Optimism is good as long as it’s not too pollyanna. Sincerity is nice, but you don’t have to be mean about it.
Creative spelling and grammar is dandy as long as you know the rules before you intentionally break ’em. Then again, it’s a blog, so don’t worry too much about that – no one (with an ounce of kindness) expects perfection.
And don’t feel like you have to wrap it all up with a nice little bow at the end. If there’s a moral to the story, I’ll catch it on my own. Jokes aren’t funny when you have to explain them and lessons aren’t as powerful when you have to spell them out. Just let the chips fall where they may.
And could you make it snappy please? Allayall take too darn long between posts.
the blogger who hasn’t written anything in weeks